no lecturer speaking and I said 'Ah shit but my Ah shits are like ahhhhhh shiiittttt' in a very monotone fashion.”
“I brought my laptop into the kitchen to make myself some lunch while my lecture was going and I'd made some pasta the night before for dinner and wanted the leftovers for lunch but my brother had eaten it so I yelled out you 'dickhead cunt why'd you eat my pasta' he went back 'I was hungry' so I went 'fair'. “I asked a question in a zoom lec and then I forgot to mute my mic and I BURPED SOOO LOUD THE UGLIEST BURP LIKE ALMOST VOMIT BURP RIGHT INTO THE MIC AND IT WASN'T MUTED!!! THE LECTURER WAS LIKE uhhhhhh and I apologized saying I was sick AND IT WAS RECORDED FOR THE WHOLE CLASS.”. For a moment, the class was completely silent - before absolutely exploding in total hysterics. To find that my audio was on the whole time. As the dam burst its walls and the river burst its banks, I yelled out, 'YES BELLE DELPHINE, PEG ME MUMMY PEG ME' and screamed a guttural, primate scream from the depths of my soul. I was alone in the house so felt free to make a ruckus, moan a little. 
As the lecturer droned on in the background, I was really getting into it.
“So, my video was off, and I was furiously rubbing one out to OnlyFans.
“I farted while in an online class right after I answered a question and I tried to play it off like oops my chair is so squeaky”.“I touched myself during online lectures.”.Maybe he was cheating in some other form and his instincts set in to end the call immediately"
“I’m from USYD but this was during the beginning of zoom so it was new to everyone, but basically the tutor asked a question to the class and a female student answered but then the tutor’s wife stormed in the room he was in and the door slammed opened and she yelled 'WHO YOU TALKING TO? YOU CHEATING ON ME!?' Then he immediately ended the zoom.
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